well I am a pig
and I don't give a shit
I puke on my wife
and I come home late at night
well she's kinda heavy
while I'm on the wall
she takes her umbrella
and I try to fall Â…

you can shave me you can die
if you hate me, you can fly
(this is your local hero, radio Chicago)
you can change me you can point me
if you want, but no matter I am a pig

well I am a pig
and I don't give a shit
I strangle that cat
no booze in my head
well she's kinda heavy
while I am around
she takes off her dress
and I die on the ground Â…

this is your beast of bourbon talking crazy baby

well I am a shit
and I don't give a pig
I wife on my puke & I come home late today