I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, Eu sempre achei estereótipos algo ridiculo, So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this. So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this. Então, escrevi uma canção sobre isso, é mais ou menos assim. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, Eu acho que te amo mais do que os Japaneses amam tentáculo pornô, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Vamos nos unir e viver neste mundo como sobrancelhas de uma Indiana, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. Eu amo esses americanos gordos. Você sabe, eles são tão detestáveis. They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns. They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns. Sempre comendo burgers. Sempre segurando espingardas. And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. Amo os Mexicanos. A jeito que eles cortam minha grama. Todo eles tem 100 filhos, porque não sabem colocar camisinhas. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. Uh huh. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. Por que esse é o papel deles. You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. Você tem de ir grande, como um nariz Israelense. If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're Se você nunca comprou uma pinta para um Irlandes, Out of control like a Chinese driver. Out of control like a Chinese driver. Eles estão fora do controle como um motorista Chines. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Eu amo o Oriente Médio, mas como eles lidam Rockin' burkas enquanto montam camelos? Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. Eu amo Jamaicanos. É, eles são legals, I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but Mas não os deixem te enganar. They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. E eu amo os Porto-Riquenhos, And I love them Puerto Ricans, And I love them Puerto Ricans, Apesar de eles lavarem suas bundas uma vez por semana. Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. Estou brincando. I'm just joking. If you didn't know then I'm just joking. If you didn't know then Se não sabe, You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. Então você é um pouco lento e voce provavelmente é da Polônia. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, Eu acho que te amo mais do que os Japaneses amam tentáculo pornô, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Vamos nos unir e viver neste mundo como sobrancelhas de uma Indiana, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell Aw é! Deixe me ouvi-los gritar If you love the outback redneck Australians, If you love the outback redneck Australians, Se você ama o sertão caipira australianos, And the crooked teeth of an English dude And the crooked teeth of an English dude E os dentes tortos de um cara Inglês Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. Ou esses Italianos bostas que acham que são bons. And how could anyone hate the French. And how could anyone hate the French. E como alguém poderia odia os Franceses? Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. É, eu sei que suas mulheres peludas não depilam suas covas. Brazilian girls is what you want, Brazilian girls is what you want, Garotas brasileira é o que você quer? Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. Andando pela cidade com aqueles ba-dunk-a-dunk. I love Africans, but hold up a second. I love Africans, but hold up a second. Amo os Africandos, mas aguenta um segundo. National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. National Geographic disse que são todos bundas nús. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. Seios lá em baixo. O que eles fizeram com suas roupas? They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. Elas desapareceram como coque de um nariz colombiano. Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, Uh oh! Eles estão todos na minha lista, Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. Até os Russos que bebem vodka no café da manhã. They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, Eles são estereótipos, e se você acredita neles, Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. Então seu cerébro é menos que o pinto de um Coreano. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, Eu acho que te amo mais do que os Japaneses amam tentáculo pornô, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Vamos nos unir e viver neste mundo como sobrancelhas de uma Indiana, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. Eu amo os Escoceses embora suas ovelhas corcundas. (repeat 8x) (repeat 8x) (Repita 8x) I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, Eu acho que te amo mais do que os Japaneses amam tentáculo pornô, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, Vamos nos unir e viver neste mundo como sobrancelhas de uma Indiana, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. E nós devemos dançar, dançar, dançar a esses estereótipos.