They're amazing, don't you think?
So incredibly talented
So many hits on youtube
So many things to live up to
They're amazing, don't you think?

My two older brothers
They've had a wonderful career
But I was never asked to join them
Oh God, how can it be?
Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star
I will never ever do a concert
Never perform with an audience
I'll never stand alone on stage
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
Guess I would fuck it up anyway
I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve
How I wish that I can show them
I spin a pen around my thumb
And then I grab it with my index
I want to show it
But I know I can't
Cause the live audience

Gives me nerves here I stand
I tremble, I sweat
Shivers run down my spine
As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That's why I'll never be a star
I wouldn't know how to move my body
I would be stiff as a traffic light
I will never be a star
I wouldn't know how to top
The with lots of smoke going everywhere

Ok, listen up everyone!
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
Just go to youtube and search for "pen trick"
That's what I did!

I will never be a star
You better believe it
Cause I mean it
I will never be
I will never be a star