Xidar: 1, 2, 3, drop the beat, get it started with tha
motherfuckin' P-L-O-D
We're Shaman X and tha Big Bear P. Making new shit, it's off tha
heazy


Big Bear P.: Ayo X, what do you think 'bout a rhyme talkin'
about sex, hoes....
Wait a second, I do prefer talk about alcohol


Xidar: Whoa! That's a nice subject. We don't do anything besides
drink and sex.
That's Shaman X talking to you right now. Powerful than a
tyrannosaurus rex
Okay, let's talk 'bout our fucking inspiration
What makes we lose our minds and do some penetrations


Big Bear P.: Yeah, penetration talk makes me sick, but not in da
way of HIV positive (laughs)...
All this shit makes me remember my ex-bitch!
I've already told ya? This time she's probably suckin' some
dick...
And now i'm here, drinking wit my right arm who once told me
"dude, u'll be fucked.."
I should have listen to you, this shit's being thug!


Xidar: Yeah man... And these bitches who just wants to kiss and
hug? Ow
What is this shit all about? I just want some head. Can they do
it now?
Ow shit... It looks like a fuckin' curse. I've just finish with
a hoe who cries like Lil' Bow Wow
These bitches want to fuck us just to win a Louis Viton purse,
but never for pleasure. Fuckin' cows


Big Bear P.: Curse? Of course! These hoes likes us or not?
I still have doubt they like us on our bills, but fuck
They aways do our will. If you know how to deal, u can do it
like we say here: "beard, hair and mustach!"
Bitch, can you keep gimmin' some head?.
Have ever these hoes heard about Bizarre, 50 and Eminem?
Better let these hoes know that we are fuckin' wit all of 'em!
But this chat is wrap, enough 'bout X's
Shaman, I'll let you choose the next subject


Xidar: Good idea, enough with these "slut projects"
Let's change it. I have one here, but you can't reject
Let's try "love"? It's not a big change, but different then
fuck.
You know I like someone. I'm envolved. Even if I'm tryin' to
bang everyone.


Big Bear P.: Ayo dawg. What I told you to do? Besides talk about
X, I told you to change the subject too!
You're still talkin' about love, X's and your brunette, you
know, what matters is the sex.
Now, deep inside, I expect you realize that. Can you please
change the fuckin' subject?


Xidar: I'm sorry dawg. You know I love that girl...
I'm just tryin' to rhyme when I drink and don't hurl.
But it's okay. Let's talk about my new beat. I make it better
then Dr. Dre (haha)


Big Bear P.: Ayo X, stop the beat... I have to pee.
You know alcohol do this to me. Hold on the chat.
Fill my fuckin' cup for me. I'll be right back.


[HOOK]
Now this is the rhyme talkin' about sex and hoes
Tryin' to chat, when we're tryin to drink our alcohol
Try to feel the beat, we try to kill this shit
Listen to this, and just try to bump your feet


Big Bear P.: I'm back! And whatta relief!!!! u can start all
over again, but u have to agree with that
I'm telling you, its so fuckin' weird to take a leak hearing all
those scratchs!!!!
You are still talking about dat girl, dat makes me da one to be
about to hurl
Dawg, stop wit all this shit about love, you know Im a bear...
do u want me to sleep?


Xidar: No man! Don't hybern now! We can try to talk 'bout
everything, but what we'll say?
Chose the way. Talk about the hair spray that you bought on
e-bay. Talk about how gay is MJ
Talk about the survey you did today. A wife's buquet. A
day-by-day Cafe.


Big Bear P.: This chat is geting too damn drunk
I'm about to see my headache when i wake up.
And wit all this, i'll have to listen my mom
Sayin' "son, u dont know how to drink! when do u will learn
that?
You only drink with X and get fat!!"(HA-HA)


Xidar: Ayo... I can't take it anymore
[troca de batida]
I'm tired of all these bitches, always cheating us
They are pissing me off, I'm about to get furious
They are checkin' my wallet, why are you so curious?
What are you doing? Do you want me to be so injurious?
We can see what you're doing. You're tricking us
What you expect from me? "I apreciate that"? Not at all
Stop with this... You're making me feel so small
Talkin' to your "friend" when we go to the fucking mall
And why you can't even ask me if I will allow?
It's not cuz I'm jealous is just what I'm sayin' now
I can't live like this. Get it? I'm gettin' out
What's all about? It's me or the fuckin' weed?
Why you can't see that? Grab my dick, I'll pee
It's my turn now, bitch. And I got a chronic tree
Look, I'm a mo'fo' MC. I'm what you always dreamed to be
Be with me when my career get started. Now you watch me on TV
Listen to my remix. Shaman X and The Big Bear P. It's P-L-O-D
I'm doing it right now. I can't take it anymore
Just be carefull or you'll get popped, and get dropped to the
floor
And I'm telling you, I can't wait
Just watch me. B-I-T-C-H.


[HOOK]
Now this is the rhyme talkin' about sex and hoes
Tryin' to chat, when we're tryin to drink our alcohol
Try to feel the beat, we try to kill this shit
Listen to this, and just try to bump your feet


Big Bear P.: I'm just a player
Some might say a sinner
Rollin' the dice
Not always a winner
You can say I've been lucky
Well, hell, fuck it!, I made my own
Not part of the crowd
But not feeling alone
we are always under pressure
But not bent out of shape
Surrounded
me and X, we always found an escape
Drove me to drink
But hey, thats not all bad
its the only way we can forget that
everything around is always beeing sad!
Walk together
Down a dead end street
We were mixing the beat!
or da drink?
Don't try to figure it out
What we might have had.
Ayo, barman! gimme 2 more shots, it wont be that bad