How the fuck
can you feel alive
when you struggle
to stand on a 7.5?

And what the fuck
are you doing this for
when your wheel size
is less than a 44?

Your anorexic deck
is gonna eat shit as it
deteriorates
under your feet.

8 or higher
is the magic number on this
most crucial
piece of lumber.
You need a big ride
to rule these streets.