Virginia backyards, suburban life
Don't wake the parents, "On potomac tonight"
Roll on the couch by the tv's light
In the basement no one esle in sight
I fear the day that I am not with you

Unlock the front door, sneak out the house
Down to Montana [woo oo], where A.C. hangs out
Feeling fifteen, feeling no doubt
'Cause your sweet voice let mine be without

You're just a stupid girl, stupid girl, stupid girl
I ain't no brilliant boy
You're just a stupid girl, stupid girl
I ain't no brilliant boy

Down to train depot, get in line in file
Goodbye Virginia , with your lousy style
Goodbye my gal, sometime next year
Goodbye my gal, although just look at you dear

I ain't no brilliant boy
I ain't no brilliant boy...