Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Coz they are so awesome.

Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight!

Like an underwater unicorn
They've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulu eating ye!

Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Just don't let em touch your balls!
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Inventors of the Shish Kebab!