Random man on the motorway
What are you doing there
Random man you took your coat away
That wasn't very fair
Where are you going
Where have you been
Did you have a nice day
Did you smoke some heroin
Random man, random man
Random man, random man

Random man on the motorway
I'd like to know your name
Was your car run out or was it towed away
Or is your pony lame
Did you have a fight with your bossy wife
Did she threaten you with the kitchen knife
Random man, random man
Random man, random man

Random man on the motorway
Have you been very bold
You look like you're just about to float away
You must be very cold
Did you rob a bank
Did you steal a life
Have you run through the fields
Oh Random man
Random man