Mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi
Toaru kizoku no nakayoshina kyo odai
Ika ryakushoo
Chanto yare!
Jii ya ga yobu seki ni tsuke yo, idon!
Naifu to fo oku de o osen ita shi masu no
Datte bokura wa burujoa no
Rippana rippana kizoku-sama nan desu desu no

Hirefuse gumin-kun to no chigai o
To no chigai o vaivai suroi misete yaru ze
Oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna
Minukeru you na hattari kamashite
Haai haai hai hai
Onii-sama no ouse no mama ni (warau)
Ah mukatsuku ze! Maji mukatsuku ze!
Ani ni taishite namaiki na taido
Toki no koe gongu o narase
Kenka boppatsu de sensen fukoku

Itazura shite waru nori shite
Hora hora aotteku style de
“?Yasuuri” katchattara
Maido arigatou de kimi no make!
(Sha!)
Tsutanai hikidashi to
Aori ai no kakehiki de kimeru
Ani no igen miseru tame ame to ame
Hibana chiru chiru ryousha no me to me

Ore o dare da to omotteru
Kurae! Ore-sama ga r?rubukku
Hetare ja nai hiyottenai
Chotto y?ki ga tarinai dake
S? s? mina-san ote o haishaku
Atarimae daro yoy? shakushaku
Umare nagara ni shite chiito
Yabe kirameku jinsei ga sut?to
Touzen desu mite mina yuisho wa gachi zei
Hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa
Moratteku ze v sain

Haai haai hai hai
Hanamaru yoku deki machita ?
Ah mukatsuku ze! Maji mukatsuku ze!
Boku ni mukatte herazuguchi nanza
Totte oki o kimi ni mimae
Houfuku! Seisai! Chouhatsu shichatte

Ijiwaru shite ichimaiue
Chansu wa moratteku sutansu de
Ts?kon misu! Atchatcha
Oainiku-sama da ne kimi no make!
(Yes!)
Dakedo kimi kimi dake ga
(Sei ya to ya uh uh ya ha)

Boku ni niai no raibaru
(Sei ya to ya uh uh ya ha)
Ochiru no mo hekon den no mo
(Uh ha sei ya ya sei ha)
Choushi kuruwasareru kara
Koyoi mote me to yai yai yai yai

Daitai nii-sama ga itsumo
Sou yatte nayonayo shiteru kara
Boku ga nii-sama no bun made
Sekkyokuteki ni natte yatterunda yo
Mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne
Toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori
Ni naranai onii-sama toka nabakari da yo mou
Kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei!
Hai kettei

Omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara
Ore ga shirinugui sezaru o enaku narun darou ga
Ato ore wa betsu ni hetare ja nai shinchou na dake da
Meidotachi mo jii ya mo itteta zo
Honto mou sukoshi ochitsuite kure tte
Ah mou! Uruse

Ah mukatsuku ze! Maji mukatsuku ze!
Nikumareguchi wa okuchi o chakku
Toki no koe gongu o narase
Jisedai enper? wa kono “boku da! Ore da!
Itazura shite waru nori shite
Hora hora aotteku style de
Ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu
Maido arigatou de kimi no m
Masaka no hi, hikiwake!?