Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a pencil box and flew up in the air,
Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair.

He needed first aide, in the first grade.
First aide, in the first grade.
First aide, in the first grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.

Oh, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did.
He slipped on a banana peel and flew up in the sky,
Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.

He needed first aide, in the second grade.
First aide, in the second grade.
First aide, in the second grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the third day of third grade I'll tell you what he did.
He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea..
Landed on a moreo who bit him on the knee.

He needed first aide, in the third grade.
First aide, in the third grade.
First aide, in the third grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.

12th grade!

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
On the twelfth day of tweltfth grade I'll tell you what he did.
Walked into financial aide and fell and broke a bone.
showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan!

He needed first aide, in the twelfth grade.
First aide, in the twelfth grade.
First aide, in the twelth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.