Jonah:
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord

Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why I've come to share a message from the Lord.

And if you follow God's commands,
there will be peace throughout the land.
You will live long and happy lives...
with your sheep - your kids - your wives.

Don't eat pigs
Don't eat bats.
Don't eat beetles, flies, or gnats.
Stay away from all of that.
A message from the Lord

Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke.
A message from the Lord

Veggie People:
Do not fight.
Do not cheat.
Wash your hands before you eat.
There is nothing quite as sweet-
A message from the Lord

Be a friend.
Say your prayers.
Heaven loves a heart that cares.
That is why he came to share a message from the Lord.

And if we follow God's commands,
there will be peace throughout the land.
We will live long and happy lives...
with our sheep - our kids - our wives.

Do what's right.
Don't provoke.
Put four tassels on your cloak.
Do not laugh, it's not a joke.
A message from the Lord

Jonah:
Don't do drugs.
Stay in school.

Scribe:
This is quite a lot of rules!

Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool-uh..

Veggie People:
Follow them and you're no fool-uh..

Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool...

All:
A message from the Lord

Jonah:
Follow them and you're no fool...

All:
A message from the Lord
A message from the Lord