Well, lately i been noticin' a gradual escalation
In your inability to handle your libation
Go zero to sixty, when you get on the whiskey

Well, used to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'
Now i'm the one who says: "we're done," an' tells us when we're leavin'
Well, i miss the way that it was,can't even catch the good bars

'cause i keep worryin' about who's drivin' home
Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone
Who'll pay the bill, call a cab
I don't mean to make you mad
But i don't want that responsibility
An' i can't be with a woman, baby, who gets drunker than me

Well, i never thought it'd come to this when i said: "have another."
'cause, baby, you turned into me, an' i became my mother.
Well, here's what i'm thinkin'
You're interferin' with my drinkin'

I think i have an answer to our present situation
'cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations
So let me make this clear
Hey i'm the one who's drinkin' here

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I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time
But i damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine
You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby

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