I walked in. The band just started.
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought "no way" with all this ruckus

(chorus)
But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping long with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
Said, "Don't get me wrong - I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory"

(chorus)
Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

(bridge)
Well around five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
And after round seven, or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

(chorus)
And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were countin' me out, an' I was about to give in
And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

(tag)
One round with Jose Cuervo
I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo
Three rounds with Jose Cuervo

(Guys talking and joking)
Go on and get me another one, whooo
Five, or was it four
(laughing)
Four or five, yeah!
Six rounds with Jose Cuervo
Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo....