Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice Tio Vernon, tio Vernon, independente como um porco no gelo He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse Ele é um mandachuva no matadouro Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss Toca acordeon para Sra. Weiss Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William Uncle Biltmore and Uncle William Tio Biltmore e tio William Made a million during World War Two Made a million during World War Two Fizeram fortuna durante a Segunda Guerra Mundial But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates But they're tightwads and they're cheapskates Mas eles são mão de vaca e mesquinhos And they'll never give a dime to you And they'll never give a dime to you E nunca darão um centavo para você Auntie Mame has gone insane Auntie Mame has gone insane Tia Mame ficou maluca She lives in the doorway of an old hotel She lives in the doorway of an old hotel Ela está sempre na porta de um velho hotel And the radio is playing opera And the radio is playing opera E o radio está tocando ópera All she ever says is Go to hell All she ever says is Go to hell Tudo o que ela diz é ?Vá para o inferno? Uncle Violet flew as a pilot Uncle Violet flew as a pilot Tio Violet voou como piloto And there ain't no pretty girls in France And there ain't no pretty girls in France E não haviam garotas bonitas na França Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint Agora ele dirige um minúsculo boteco de apostas They say he never keeps it in his pants They say he never keeps it in his pants Dizem que ele nunca se mantem nas calças Uncle Bill will never leave a will Uncle Bill will never leave a will Tio Bill nunca fez testamento And the tumor is as big as an egg And the tumor is as big as an egg E o tumor é grande como um ovo He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican He has a mistress, she's Puerto Rican Ele tem uma amante, ela é Porto Riquenha And I heard she has a wooden leg And I heard she has a wooden leg Ouvi dizer que ela tem uma perna de pau Uncle Phil can't live without his pills Uncle Phil can't live without his pills Tio Phil não pode viver sem as pílulas dele He has emphysema and he's almost blind He has emphysema and he's almost blind Ele tem enfisema e ele é quase a cego And we must find out where the money is And we must find out where the money is E nós temos que descobrir onde o dinheiro está Get it now before he loses his mind Get it now before he loses his mind Adquira agora antes que ele perdesse a cabeça dele Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice Tio Vernon, tio Vernon, independente como um porco no gelo He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse Ele é um mandachuva no matadouro He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss He plays accordion for Mr. Weiss Toca acordeon para Sra. Weiss