If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny
Some guys are gettin' way too much, some guys don't get any
But if i had a nickel for every time i had enough
I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love

I fell in love with linda, she didn't love me back
I went crazy over chrissie, she went crazy over jake
Maria down in mexico, my spanish mona lisa
Got me fly her back to texas but she did not have a visa

If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny
Some guys are gettin' way too much if some guys don't get any
But if i had a nickel for every time i'd had enough
I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love

Displayed my love for donna with a tattoo on my lip
There's a tree where me and carla carved our name with a pocket knife
But like our love it burned down with a lightnin' strike

If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny
Some guys are gettin' way too much if some guys don't get any
But if i had a nickel for every time i'd had enough
I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love

Okay

Why does everybody say there's lots of fish out in the sea?
When i'm swimmin' after women their all lined up on the beach

If women come a dime a dozen i ain't got a penny
Some guys are gettin' way too much if some guys don't get any
But if i had a nickel for every time i had enough
I'd still be busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love
Yeah, busted and heartbroken, still be tryin' to fall in love