Yeah that's right man we back and we doin' it big
Like a giant fucked a giant bitch and had a giant bitch
On the beat we switch samples like Provasic, the lyrical fugitive
I'm runnin' this rap bitch
Never trim my beard, never trim my beard
The potions that I mix are bio-engineered
I like to take a little bat wing and milky way
And mix it with some pixie dust and alize
We're blowing up like Timothy McVeigh
My wizardry's insane, I shall proceed to proclaim
That my potions are top, dawg, they got fog
You wanna battle recipes or not, dawg?
Cause I got concoctions to stop and drop huns
Down to their knees and they leave with hot crossed buns
The dick master with the fine white gnome hoes
And that's why I'm livin' in The Twilight Zone Joe

That's why we wizards
Potion mixin' everyday
We wizards

Sprinkle it up, I straight wrinkle it up
I got the hide of a hog now I crinkle it up
Stretch it out real tight toss it in the pot
Clock strikes midnight sit back and watch
As the water turns purple like the herb I be puffin'
Throw a little ash in the batch oh it needs something
Mixin', matchin' toss a little dash in
Take a little bit out, then put a little back in
Risin' up and watch it bubble and boil
Add a fist full of dust now some bubblin' oil
Is it worth all the fuss, all the trouble and toil?
Hell yeah I'm huffin on that
Now I'm doublin' oil
Zorak con meja, kelfa rata slissen
Now I just sit back and just blaze a bag
While the potion just keeps mixin'

I got the dopest potions in the shire
Special deals for a first time buyer
Got shit on the rack that will devastate
Take one sip and you'll levitate
Pour some brew into my stein
Guarantee a motherfucker gonna have a good time
Up in the tavern, actin' a fool
Picking a fight with a random ass ghoul
On potion 9, gotta test my endurance
Life of a wizard, it's a regular occurrence
Brain be swirlin', see a bitch in the back
Hop on my griffin let's head to my shack
All messed up and I might go limp
Ain't no problem for a fifth level pimp
Ain't no problem, it's all good
Potion by my bed turn my dick into wood