I once had a girlfriend, I once had a girlfriend, Uma vez eu tive uma namorada, But then one day she dumped me and everywhere But then one day she dumped me and everywhere Mas então um dia ela me chutou e em todo lugar I'd go people would ask me where she was. I'd go people would ask me where she was. Que eu ia me perguntavam onde ela estava I don't want to talk about her. I don't want to talk about her. Eu não quero falar sobre ela. Someone always asks about her. Someone always asks about her. Alguém sempre pergunta sobre ela. So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead. So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead. Então eu digo a todos que minha namorada morreu I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia Eu digo que foi leucemia ou alguma bulimia Or a great big truck ran her over Or a great big truck ran her over Ou um enorme caminhão passou And chopped off her head. And chopped off her head. E cortou a cabeça dela I don't want to talk about her. I don't want to talk about her. Eu não quero falar sobre ela. Someone always asks about her. Someone always asks about her. Alguém sempre pergunta sobre ela. So I tell them all she's dead. So I tell them all she's dead. Então eu digo a todos que minha namorada morreu I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy Acho que uma parte de mim gosta da simpatia Or the looks on thier faces when I tell them how Or the looks on thier faces when I tell them how Ou dos olhares em suas caras quando digo como She passed away. She passed away. Ela faleceu I don't want to talk about her. I don't want to talk about her. Eu não quero falar sobre ela. Someone always asks about her. Someone always asks about her. Alguém sempre pergunta sobre ela. So I tell them all she's dead. So I tell them all she's dead. Então eu digo a todos que minha namorada morreu (My girlfriend's dead) (My girlfriend's dead) (Minha namorada está morta) My girlfriend's dead you see, My girlfriend's dead you see, Minha namorada está morta você vê, It's a total lie, but it's easier on me It's a total lie, but it's easier on me É uma total mentira, mas é mais fácil pra mim Than having to admit that she likes someone else. Than having to admit that she likes someone else. Do que admitir que ela gosta de outra pessoa. (My girlfriend's dead) (My girlfriend's dead) (Minha namorada está morta) My girlfriend's dead you know, My girlfriend's dead you know, Minha namorada está morta você sabe, Please change the subject or I am going to go Please change the subject or I am going to go Por favor mude de assunto ou estarei indo Jump off a building and join her in heaven. Jump off a building and join her in heaven. Pular de um prédio e me juntar a ela no paraíso I don't want to talk about her. I don't want to talk about her. Eu não quero falar sobre ela. Someone always asks about her. Someone always asks about her. Alguém sempre pergunta sobre ela. So I tell them all she's dead. So I tell them all she's dead. Então eu digo a todos que minha namorada morreu I once had a girlfriend, I once had a girlfriend, Uma vez eu tive uma namorada, But then one day she dumped me and everywhere But then one day she dumped me and everywhere Mas então um dia ela me chutou e em todo lugar I'd go people would ask me where she was. I'd go people would ask me where she was. Que eu ia me perguntavam onde ela estava I don't want to talk about her. I don't want to talk about her. Eu não quero falar sobre ela. Someone always asks about her. Someone always asks about her. Alguém sempre pergunta sobre ela. So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead. So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead. Então eu digo a todos que minha namorada morreu [x2] [x2] [x2]