Before he sings his songs, he sings his name
For everybody in the world to hear
And I bet he does the same
Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear
He says, "Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo, yo"

He wants everybody to know
That he is Jason Derulo
He wants everybody to know
That he is Jason Derulo
He says, "Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo, yo"

In the men's room before he goes into the stall
And lets his poop just a-fall, fall, fall
If there's another guy washin' his hands over there
He wants that guy to be aware
So he says, "Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo, yo"

He wants everybody to know
That he is Jason Derulo
He wants everybody to know
That he is Jason Derulo
He says, "Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo, yo"