i left the north
i travelled south
i found a tiny house
and i can't help the way i feel
oh yes, you can kick me
and you can punch me
and you can break my face
but you won't change the way i feel
'cause i love you
oh ...

and is it really so strange ?
oh, is it really so strange ?
oh, is it really so, really so strange ?
i say no, you say yes
(and you will change your mind)

i left the south
i travelled north
i got confused - i killed a horse
i can't help the way i feel
oh yes, you can punch me
and you can butt me
and you can break my spine
but you won't change the way i feel
'cause i love you
oh ...

and is it really so strange ?
oh, is it really so strange ?
oh, is it really so, really so strange ?
i say no, you say yes
(but you will change your mind)

i left the north again
i travelled south again
and i got confused - i killed a nun
i can't help the way i feel
i can't help the way i feel
i can't help the way i feel
(i lost my bag in newport pagnell)

why is the last mile the hardest mile ?
my throat was dry, with the sun in my eyes
and i realised, i realised
i could never
i could never, never, never, go back home again