One time, I was walking through the forest,
Where I saw the most beautiful tree.
I named him Marv.
We were best friends.
I'd stay with him for hours,
But then I had to pee!

I wanted to take him home with me!
(Take him home)
How joyful that would be!
(Oh Joy)

And then I could hug it!
(But then you'd be a hippie)
Yeah