[Verse 1]Everybody knows when tell me againFatten up the pig and baby let's pretendThat I could see the jokeAt the beginning or the endLet me know the secret honeyThen I'll be your best friendAlakazam, Kalakazoo, SalaamMeet me in the jungleWhere they never give a damnIf your clothes don't fitOr if your marriage is a shamThey never weigh a womanBy the kilo or the gram[Chorus 1]If you go to make it baby make it realGet up of your knees and tell me how do you feel?Nothing untrue can ever be revealedCover my eyes this is getting surreal[Verse 2]Written in the stars is a great big lieThat you'll never get to seeUntil the minute that you dieAnd by the time you get to heavenYour a whole another guyIt's maybe just as wellThat you never had a third eyeLittle pig little pig lock your doorTake the gun from the wallAnd then even up the scoreI don't even know who the sun shines forAnd I don't believe what I believe any more[Chorus 2]If you got to make it baby make it realGet up off your knees and tell me how do you feel?Nothing untrue can ever be revealedCover my eyes this is getting surrealHollywood death smile flash me a grinLaughing gas don't cut it when you're rotten withinNothing untrue can ever be revealedCover my eyes this is getting surreal[Verse 3]Well it's hotdog logic in a grapefruit timeFlutter your eyelids and honey you'll be fineThrow me your sinsAnd I'll keep them with mineYou got a headful of stoneAnd that's something divineGet a little head rush, swallow a flyCut off your memoriesAnd hang them out to dryIt was a beautiful noiseBut now it's tumbling byI was never here there was no you and I[Outro]If you got to make it baby make it realGet up off your knees and tell me how do you feel?Nothing untrue can ever be revealedCover my eyes this is getting surrealHollywood death smile flash me a grinLaughing gas don't cut it when you're rotten withinNothing untrue can ever be revealedCover my eyes this is getting surreal