I like you and your band too
Bought all your records since 82
Some of your songs are in my personal top ten
But you slept with my girlfriend and we can't be friends
She blanches when I mention your name
And everything has changed so I gotta ask you

Why did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Why would she sleep with you?
It may be none of my business, this could be true
I think you're just two people that did what you wanted to do

I figured it out all by myself
But y'all both acted so weird that it couldn't be helped
I wish you good fortune and a lot of good luck
But please find someone else's girlfriend to fuck
She blanches when I mention your name
And everything has changed so I, I gotta ask you

Why did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Why would she sleep with you?
It may be none of my business, this could be true, oh oh oh
I think you're just two people that did what you wanted to do
I think you're just two people with something to prove

So I gotta ask you
Why did you sleep with my