He's a drugstore truck drivin' man
He's head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

Well, he's got him a house on the hill
He plays country music till you've had your fill
He's a fireman's friend, he's an all night D.J.
But he sure does think different from the records he plays

He's a drugstore truck drivin' man
He's head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

Well he doesn't like the young folks I know
He told me last night on his radio show
He's got him a medal he won in the war
It weighs five hundred pounds and it sleeps on his floor

He's a drugstore truck drivin' man
He's head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He's been like a father to me
He's the only D.J. you can hear after three
I'm an all night musician in a rock and roll band
And why he don't like me I can't understand

He's a drugstore truck drivin' man
He's head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'l be lukky if he's not in town

(spoken) this one's for you, Ralph