The headline read: They found him dead The headline read: They found him dead A manchete dizia: Eles o encontraram morto So that’s what he’s reduced to So that’s what he’s reduced to Então é a isso que ele está reduzido A woman was found with a carpet around her chest A woman was found with a carpet around her chest Uma mulher foi encontrada com um tapete em volta do peito She said he had seduced her She said he had seduced her Ela disse que ele a tinha seduzido A bottle corked and a line of chalk A bottle corked and a line of chalk Uma garrafa rolhada e uma linha de giz But the readers prefer cocaine But the readers prefer cocaine Mas os leitores preferem cocaína Its effects are grim but for a lesser sin Its effects are grim but for a lesser sin Seus efeitos são sombrios, mas por um pecado menor We wouldn’t have had the whole page We wouldn’t have had the whole page Não teríamos a página inteira Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Rumour suggests that Penthouse Pets Rumour suggests that Penthouse Pets Rumores sugerem que Penthouse Pets Were his source of inspiration Were his source of inspiration Foram sua fonte de inspiração His ex-wife’s quote about his need for rope His ex-wife’s quote about his need for rope A frase de sua ex-esposa sobre sua necessidade de corda Oh, what a stunning revelation Oh, what a stunning revelation Oh, que revelação impressionante We’ll include those bits in his greatest hits We’ll include those bits in his greatest hits Incluiremos esses trechos em seus maiores sucessos It should be out by winter It should be out by winter Deve sair no inverno And then discover the play he gave us the day And then discover the play he gave us the day E então descubra a peça que ele nos deu no dia Yes, the very day we signed him Yes, the very day we signed him Sim, no mesmo dia em que o contratamos Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down Zero down So we conclude our report with a satirical short So we conclude our report with a satirical short Portanto, concluímos nosso relatório com um curta satírico To parody his passion To parody his passion Para parodiar sua paixão How tasteful we are as we crumple the star How tasteful we are as we crumple the star Como somos saborosos enquanto amassamos a estrela Who led us into fashion Who led us into fashion Quem nos conduziu à moda And if you turn the page you’ll hear the lover enraged And if you turn the page you’ll hear the lover enraged E se você virar a página, você ouvirá o amante enfurecido By this defiant homosexual By this defiant homosexual Por este homossexual desafiador We’ll include those bits in his greatest hits We’ll include those bits in his greatest hits Incluiremos esses trechos em seus maiores sucessos Just hope it’s released on schedule Just hope it’s released on schedule Só espero que seja lançado dentro do cronograma Zero down Zero down Zero down Another zero down Another zero down Outro zero para baixo Zero down Zero down Zero down Oh, zero down Oh, zero down Oh, zero para baixo Zero down Zero down Zero down