Goodbye Boyfriend
I won’t pretend to miss your bitter ways
If fate is kind and you don’t mind
Our paths won’t cross again

So turn around and count to three
And get the hell away from me
There’s your coat and where’s the keys
You’ve had all you’re going to have of me
You’ve had all you’re going to have of me
Goodbye Boyfriend
We’ve reached an end, there’s nothing left to say
A goodbye kiss? Don’t take the piss!
Get out, Get on your way!

So turn around and count to three
And get the hell away from me
There’s your coat and where’s the keys
You’ve had all you’re going to have of me
You’ve had all you’re going to have of me

Goodbye Boyfriend
We’ve reached an end, don’t cry and I won’t laugh
Time and trial have cast a light
Upon these misplaced loyalties
Try and try as much I might
Well things ain’t what they used to be

So turn around and count to three
And get the hell away from me
There’s your coat and where’s the keys
You’ve had all you’re going to have of me
You’ve had all you’re going to have of me