There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

"In Search of Sasquatch"
That was a kick ass "In Search Of..."
With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe
Apache Tribe

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit so fuckin' way Now you know he's real

Real

Sasquatch
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch
You and Tenacious D are real