Baby, we was making straight a's
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
Don't take much to memorize your lies
I feel like I've been hypnotisized
And then that magic man; he come to town
Whoo wee!
He done spun my head around
He said: Recess is in session
Two and two make five
And now baby, oh, I'm alive
Oh, yeah!
I'm alive

And if you want to be the teacher's pet
Well, baby, you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

Oh, you know, I was on an honor roll
Got good grades and got no soul
Raised my hand before I could speak my mind
I been biting my tongue too many times
And then that magic man said to obey, uh-huh
Do what magic man do, not what magic man say
Now can I, please, have the attention of the class
Today's assignment
Kick some ass!

And if you want to be the teacher's pet
Well, baby, you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

And if you want to be the teacher's pet
Well, baby, you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

This is my final exam
Now you all know who I am
I might not be that perfect son
But ya'll be rockin' when I'm done