We were supposed to be just friends
You don't live in my part of town
But maybe I'll see you out some weekend
Depending on what kind of mood and situationship I'm in
And what's in my system

I think there's been a glitch
Oh, yeah
Five seconds later
I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch
Oh, yeah
And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry
Blood moonlit
It must be counterfeit
I think there's been a glitch

I was supposed to sweat you out
In search of glorious happenings of happenstance
On someone else's playground
But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days
Of our love blackout (our love is blacking out)
The system's breaking down (the system's breaking down)

I think there's been a glitch
Oh, yeah
Five seconds later
I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch
Oh, yeah
And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry
Blood moonlit
It must be counterfeit
I think there's been a glitch

A brief interruption, a slight malfunction
I'd go back to wanting dudes who give nothing
I thought we had no chance
And that's romance
Let's dance

Glitch
Oh, yeah
Five seconds later
I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch
Oh, yeah
And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry
Blood moonlit (blood moonlit)
It must be counterfeit (it must be counterfeit)
I think there's been a glitch