Eddie ain't got no job
Eddie just rides his bike
Eddie don't have no friends
He don't know what girls are like

Kiiiller... eh

Eddie got his hand caught
In the rollers of an old machine
Eddie knows a vacant lot

Kiiiller... euh

Eddie's hook shines in the sun
Hangs in the school bathroom
People laugh but some are scared
He waits in the boys bathroom

YYUUAAAAAAGHHH!!!