Testing, one, two, three Testing, one, two, three Testando, um, dois, três Well, well fuck, haha Well, well fuck, haha Bem, bem, porra, haha I mean, I just don't know what to say I mean, I just don't know what to say Quero dizer, eu simplesmente não sei o que dizer I'm very glad to be here with you tonight I'm very glad to be here with you tonight Estou muito feliz por estar aqui com você esta noite I'll be able to talk to you about some things I'll be able to talk to you about some things Poderei falar com você sobre algumas coisas That I know a great deal about That I know a great deal about Que eu sei muito sobre Everyone knows that you are fucked up Everyone knows that you are fucked up Todo mundo sabe que você está ferrado And everyone knows that I am fucked up And everyone knows that I am fucked up E todo mundo sabe que eu estou fodido But, does everyone know But, does everyone know Mas todo mundo sabe That you are more fucked up than me? That you are more fucked up than me? Que você é mais fodido do que eu? Well, I know that Well, I know that Bem, eu sei disso And you know that And you know that E você sabe disso But our purpose is to tell everyone that But our purpose is to tell everyone that Mas nosso objetivo é dizer a todos que Take for instance the time Take for instance the time Tomemos, por exemplo, o tempo You went to the bathroom, to take a shower You went to the bathroom, to take a shower Você foi ao banheiro, para tomar banho You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush Você tinha sabão, você tinha uma toalha, shampoo, pano, uma escova Everything was set Everything was set Tudo estava pronto But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you Mas você tinha que me ligar para vir ligar a água para você You didn't know where or how You didn't know where or how Você não sabia onde ou como That is one instance of how fucked up you are That is one instance of how fucked up you are Esse é um exemplo de como você está fodido A second instance of how fucked up you are A second instance of how fucked up you are Uma segunda instância de como você está fodido You was going to cook you some breakfast You was going to cook you some breakfast Você ia fazer o café da manhã Well you went in there Well you went in there Bem, você foi lá And you put some toast in the toaster And you put some toast in the toaster E você coloca torradas na torradeira Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it Coloque uma frigideira no fogão, um pouco de graxa nele You got you some eggs out, some bacon You got you some eggs out, some bacon Você pegou alguns ovos, bacon Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee Derramei um pouco de suco de laranja e fiz um café Got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt Got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt Tem gelatina e manteiga, ovos fritos, sal Pepper, got the bacon on the grill Pepper, got the bacon on the grill Pepper, coloque o bacon na grelha Everything was fine, except for one thing Everything was fine, except for one thing Tudo estava bem, exceto por uma coisa You had to call me in there, to show you how to use a fork You had to call me in there, to show you how to use a fork Você tinha que me ligar lá, para mostrar como usar um garfo Now a third instance, the way you're fucked up Now a third instance, the way you're fucked up Agora, uma terceira instância, do jeito que você está fodido You got dressed, ready to go to school You got dressed, ready to go to school Você se vestiu, pronto para ir para a escola Everything was fine. Went outside, got in your car Everything was fine. Went outside, got in your car Tudo estava bem. Saiu, entrou no seu carro Key in the ignition Key in the ignition Digite a ignição Except for one thing Except for one thing Exceto por uma coisa You had to call me to come show you You had to call me to come show you Você tinha que me ligar para te mostrar