If you wanna be president of the USA
It's a piece of cake
First you got to be a movie star
Find a rich young girl and you will go real far

Listen son
I'm not making fun
This race is already won and here is how it's done

If they say you are just a sexy freak
Step to the mic
And shout
I'm Sputnik!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends is true
All true!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends is true
All true!

Just remember who pays the rent
And some day you will be the president
Do like we say don't be no chump
If we snap this high
That's how high you jump

Get that cash
Mister start the campaign
Tell all the people that you feel their pain

If the TV news says you are a sexy beast
Step to the mic and tell
You are Sputnik!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends is true
All true!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends is true
All true!

Listen son
Let me give you a clue right
If you are a friend of the red white and blue
Tell them
How to kiss baby blues

Orange, yellow, brown ones too
You know
And don't forget the black and the Jews
Sputnik!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends it's true
All true!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends it's true
All true!

Race is for the swift
Just make sure it's you
If someone starts to trip
Just say my friends it's true
All true!

All true!
All true!