Dad, I think I'm gay
These guys are beautiful all day
Mom, I'm your new daughter
God only knows why my girlfriends are so ashamed

Oh, ohh
Oh yeah
Oh
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you

Dad, I'm still on drugs
And I'm more popular than ever before
Mom, I'm so depressed
Im popping so much prozac doctors arent impressed
Oh, oh
Oh, yeah
Oh
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

Im super hyper spastic, yeah
Oh yeah
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
Im super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you