(intro of ABC's TV broadcast of the 1984 Olympic hockey team winning the Olympic Gold)

Jump out, Jump back
Dare never a woman try to tell me how to act
I feel mean, you look clean
Your the biggest woman that I've ever seen
No jock, lets' rock
Listen to the band rock rock rock
Too loud, too bad
The things were gonna do, don't tell your dad

I want to ride your caboose
Turn me loose x2

Well I'm a king, your a queen
Can't be royal cause were so obscene
Don't lie, let's fly
You know there ain't nothin' couldn't take us so high
The caboose, lets juice
Take it from the train, now I'm gonna get loose
To the east, to the west
We ain't slowing down till you shoot your mess

I want to ride your caboose
Turn me loose x2

I can't breathe, I'm out of air
When I'm back here all I see is your hair
I need time, push me down
Rushing this thing would be a capital crime
Too quick, this is it?
Put it in quick and do the whole bit
When I'm done, well I'm gone
When the rhymes over so is the song

I want to ride your caboose
Turn me loose x2

Turn me loose, noowww x3

Your turning me...