Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters
Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things

My patience running thinner on this melting clock
Cerebrum jammed with thoughts most would consider odd
To think you're any different from an animal or creature
Sick, as you should be put down
But I can't help myself

Oh-na-na-na-na, oh-na-na-na-na
Oh-na-na-na-na, oh-na-na-na-na

Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters

Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things

Please, don't hide their imperfection's nature
Took two tries to make the man in white know
I don't mind, you are a beauty
My temptation, you're my creation

Freak on Friday night, now, I'm the main attraction
Let's get acrobat, they wanna see some action
Tinkerin' with my design, twist and turn my feral mind
Play with me 'til you've found another toy

Rattle my whole cage, remind me why I can't be fostered
Let me be your freak show, I could be your favorite monster
Lock me up, don't let me out 'cause you know I can't help myself

Oh-na-na-na-na, oh-na-na-na-na
Oh-na-na-na-na, oh-na-na-na-na

Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters

Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things

You're wasting, you're wasting her
Hard time finding the cure when there's no disease
You're wasting, you're wasting her
Have a talent on an audience 'cause he's a freak

Oh-na-na-na-na, oh-na-na-na-na
Oh-na-na-na-na, oh-na-na-na-na
Can't help myself

Welcome to our freak show, come meet my monsters

Oh, such a fine collection of stranger things