Steven! Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven!
Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven!
Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven!
Ste-Ste-Ste-

1, 2, 3, 4!
Steven's a big fat meanie!
A big fat meanie zucchini!
Let's chop it up, chop-chop it up
And serve it with Linguine!
Al dente, al dente
Al dente, al dente!