Open the door
R+s: A human sized package
S: Rip through tape
R: Like butter
S: And cardboard
R+s: Like toast
R: No time for instructions
S: The fire’s diein’
R: Two birds
R+s: One stone
S: Fill the tank with water
R: Turn the ignition
R+s: And hatchy boy you’re ready to go

Hatchworth: Far
(Catch hatch fever!)
Far
(Catch hatch fever!)

There’s a hole

In your floor

We’ve got to

Patch it up

Give it a cover,

A latch,

A hinge,

And a turn wheel
Well now you’re talking hatch fever-oh!

What’s the worth o’living
S: If you can’t make a living

R: Not living but
All: Faux living

H: Is there a difference?
A fever’s a fever
Come on everybody prepare to get catchy

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Catch hatch fever!
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Catch hatch fever!

Open your heart to me

Come on everybody open up that chest cavity

S: Yeeeoh- hatchworth that sounds a little morbid
R: Kids! D-d-d-don’t try this at home!

H: If you took that last bit of advice

You gotta get to the emergency room

Please don’t act out these lyrics

We don’t want you to leave so soon

S: Follow instructions

R: And don’t hurt birds

H: And generally pair your nouns with verbs
S: Study real hard
R: Eat your vitamin soup
H: When all of that’s finished prepare to catch

Hatch disease
(Laaaaaaaaaa, that sounds bad)
It’s not a real disease
But if it were on another world then
(Aaaaaaaahhh)
All: We’re sorry
H: We wouldn’t wish it on anybody

S: Unless it makes you stronger
R: And live longer
H: Well then that’s just a good thing wouldn’t you agree?

But for now they’re just words and a good time
Come on everybody get down with the robots!

There’s not much left to tell which hasn’t already been stated
Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent hatchworth acclimated
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Catch hatch fever!
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That should about do it.