We're sleeping underneath the bed

To scare the monsters out

With our dear daddy's Smith and Wesson

We've got to teach them all a lesson



Don't move

Don't scream

Or we will have to shoot



Stop right where you stand

We need a chalk outline if you can

Put your hands where we can see them please



We're holding up the lids of our eyes

And showing just the whites

Mary no one has such small hands

No not the wind not even that



Don't move

Don't scream

Or we will have to shoot



Stop right where you stand

We need a chalk outline if you can

Put your hands where we can see them please



Stop right where you stand

We need a chalk outline if you can

Put your hands where we can see them

Please