I look in the mirror. What do I see?
Two pretty faces, doing it with me.
One goes up! The other one goes down.
Get on your knees! Ooh suck it up.
No please don't stop!

I look in the mirror what do I see.
Four long legs dancing for me.
The fake blonde's on top, Latino's on her way.
Doing ninety-six. They know all the tricks,
go get your kicks!

No Queda Nada en la Majana
Oooohh, ho, ho, no

I look in the misty mirror. What do I see?
Two wet bodies, washing up for me.
One stands up! She's inviting me.
Come on get in the tub! We'll both give you a good rub,
and we'll never stop!

No Queda Nada en la Ma?ana
Oooohh, ho, ho, no (2x)

I look in the mirror what do I see.
One familiar face. The guy looks just like me.
I woke up in my own greasy bed.
Don't know what is worse, waking up or be dead.
Ooh I go mad!

No Queda Nada en la Majana
Oooohh, ho, ho, no