He says he has had enough
She says, "I'm not through with you yet"
And so it goes on and on (so it goes and goes)
And so on it goes

Maybe they could stop fighting
If she gave him back his Atari 2600

He thinks back on all the good old days
When he could beat her high score anytime
She could point her tank and fire at him (with no remorse)
She could fly a plane all day

Space Invaders
Pitfall
Donkey Kong where the ape
looked like the Gingerbread Man
It's a beautiful joystick
And the button is red
Circus Atari
Watch you don't hit your head

(Third verse,
Same as the first !)

Space Invaders, Pitfall
Circus Atari and Wizards of Wor
We can play Breakout
Kaboom and Pong
Tennis and Jai Alai
And Donkey Kong. . . .