She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me.
She could be sweet 16, bustin' outta the seems
Its still love in the first degree.

When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face.
And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
There aint no man can replace.

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Cos' we love our love in different sizes
I love her body especially the lines
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight.

If hes extra large, see well i'm in charge
I can't work this thing on top.
And if he's XXL, well what the hell
every penny dont fit the slot.

Aaah the annorexic chicks, the model 6
They dont hold no weight with me.
Well 8 or 9, well thats just fine
But i like to hold sumthing i can see.

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I bought a watch, to time your beauty
And i've had to fit a second hand.
I bought a calander, and every month
Is taken up by a lovin man.

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