He's got front wheel drive, lots of money, but he don't scare me
He's the trigger, I'm the gun--he just does not scare me

Chorus: Man, you know he's so uptown, I'm so earthbound
He sez "Ride the elevator! Do it now or do it later"
How far we fall when we get off the wall, and
We ride the elevator

Schoolgirl Annie sez he's uncanny but he don't scare me
She throws rose petals, he shows his medals, but he don't scare me

Repeat chorus

He is just a comedian and he don't scare me
He can squeeze a woman like a milk-fed hen but he don't scare me

Repeat chorus