Reporters:
Here she is, Miss Marilyn Monroe!
Will she have the answers that our readers want to know?
From India!
And Paris!
And from just across the pond!
We have so many questions for America's smart dumb blonde!

Marilyn:
Here I am!
I dropped in from the sky
From Look and Life and all the boys
From Peek and U.PI.

Reporters:
Please let us peek behind those doors!
Where no one is allowed!

Marilyn:
Well, I'm pretty good in private
But the truth is I'm better in a crowd!

I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations are my favorite kind

Reporters:
You're the story that we're glad we're assigned

Marilyn:
Dealing with one man can lead to frustrations
But public relations I have never declined

Reporters:
'Cause we're the guys who'll never leave you behind!

Marilyn:
A bunch of men with pad and pen is a way to have some fun
But, ladies, listen to me, confidentially
Nothing ever beats a one-on-one

You had come to me for sex in quotations
So I'll use public relations to give you a peace of my mind

Reporters:
Gimme, gimme, a piece of your mind!
'Cause the answer to a question is the way you're refined!

Reporter:
What do you sleep in?
Marilyn:
Well, I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more

Reporter:
Any advice for a girl in the city?
Marilyn:
If you're two-faced at least make one of them pretty

Reporter:
The studio says lateness is your favorite crime
Marilyn:
True, I've been on a calendar but never on time

Reporter:
When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone?
Marilyn:
Well, that's not quite true I kept the radio on!

Reporters:
Ah, yes!
To chase the blues
Boy, I chase the newsboy!
Fame has plenty of perks!

Marilyn:
When your life's a mess, call the foreign press!

Reporter:
Be they
Indian!
Parisian!
British!
German!
Or Turk!
Yeah!

Marilyn:
I am glad you crave
My best conjugations
Yes, public relations
Is my favorite sound

'Cause when I'm alone
I can pick up the phone
'Cause the foreign state
Is always around!

Reporters:
Yes, it's just good public relations!