Don't tell me
Don't tempt me
I'll drink 'till the bottles' empty
I'm not in denial, so don't put my life on trial
I never asked for your opinion
I never asked for your advice

You think I'm unable
to set my drink down on the table
I hoard it, I guard it
But dammit I'm the one who bought it

So I don't wanna hear your sermon
you're only preaching to the choir
Nobody's paying you to think
So shut up and pour me a drink

Stop pointing your finger
I never said I was a social drinker
Don't tell me, Don't tempt me
Don't break it to me gently

If you don't ask me stupid questions
I'll never tell you stupid lies
Nobody's telling you to think
So shut up and pour me a drink

I'm not some red-nosed cartoon
Thrown out of every barroom
It's not some nasty habit
So don't lock your liquor cabinet
If I start missing work
And acting like a total jerk
Then you can say anything you want

Your party's distended
But I'll be the last one standing
I'll win by attrition
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition

You think I've got a drinking problem?
I think I do it pretty well!

And anyway...

Nobody's paying you to think
So shut up and pour me a drink

Just shut up and pour me a drink

Nobody's paying you to think
So just shut up and pour me a drink

Ohhhh Just shut up and pour me a drink