I can’t wait to sellout,
I can’t wait to sellout,
So I can get the hell out of here.
I can’t wait to sellout,
Just show me where to sign,
I can’t wait to sellout,
Where’s that dotted line?

I’ve been jerked off so many times by all your helping hands,
I guess I’d rather just get fucked by the biggest dick I can

I can’t wait to pass out on the lawn, (I can’t wait!)
After all the moneys gone, (I can’t wait!)
Just lie there 'till dawn I can’t wait!

I can’t wait to sellout,
So have your men call mine,
I can’t wait to sellout,
So let’s do lunch sometime.

Cause the familiar scene is tried to be politically correct
When you’re forced to suck the Punk Rock Cock and it's just half erect!

I can’t wait to get my just rewards (I can’t wait!)
Strapped down in the mental ward (I can’t wait!)
Somewhere in Betty Ford I can’t wait!

I’m telling anything I think they wanna hear
Then they can start me off at 50 grand a year!

I can’t wait until they find this fool (I can’t wait!)
Face down in a swimming pool (I can’t wait!)
That’ll be so cool I can’t wait!

Close your eyes and one fine day your record will appear,
12 more songs, 2 minutes long, all about fucking and beer!

I can’t wait to sellout,
That where I want to go,
I can’t wait to sellout,
Just tell me who to blow,
I can’t wait to sellout,
I can’t wait to sellout,
So I can get the hell out of here,
So I can get the hell out of here,
So I can get the hell out of here!