woof woof woof woof woof woof wooooof woof woof woof woof woof woof wooooof woof woof woof woof woof woof wooooof Im in major det and i wont forget Im in major det and i wont forget Im em grandes e i det afeito esquecer ive got a demonised pet who keeps giving me bets ive got a demonised pet who keeps giving me bets ive got demonizado um animal de estimação que mantém me dar apostas and if i don't stop smoking my dog will be-a-joking. and if i don't stop smoking my dog will be-a-joking. e se eu não parar de fumar o meu cachorro vai ser-um-brincar. it'l rip my leg off with its mouth and start smokin it. it'l rip my leg off with its mouth and start smokin it. it'l rasgar a minha perna fora com a boca e começar fumando-lo. i take it to the vet and what the vet says is that your i take it to the vet and what the vet says is that your Levo-o para o veterinário e aquilo que o vet diz que é seu dog is harmless and its all up in your head. dog is harmless and its all up in your head. cão é inofensiva e, na sua totalidade até a cabeça. im really wary,my dog is scary,oh please god help me im really wary,my dog is scary,oh please god help me im realmente cauteloso, o meu cão é assustador, oh Deus, por favor me ajude sweet mother of mary. sweet mother of mary. doce mãe de Maria. chorus chorus Refrão 'cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor 'cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor "causar-lhe pees e craps sobre a casa de banho chão and it barks at me when i open the door and it barks at me when i open the door cascas e ela em mim quando eu abrir a porta and then i say bad boy and it bites my leg and then i say bad boy and it bites my leg e então eu digo mau menino e lhe morde a minha perna (then i have to get an ambulance) (then i have to get an ambulance) (então eu tenho que pegar uma ambulância) to the hospital where i bumped my head to the hospital where i bumped my head para o hospital onde i bumped minha cabeça (should i really take a second chance?) (should i really take a second chance?) (Eu realmente deveria ter uma segunda chance?) oh my god i am so irritated oh my god i am so irritated oh meu deus estou tão irritada by that evil creature that somepeople call a pet by that evil creature that somepeople call a pet por que o mal que a criatura chamada somepeople um animal de estimação and when i see it it barks and barks and barks and when i see it it barks and barks and barks e quando eu vejo ela cascas e cascas e cascas and barks till it thinks im dead. and barks till it thinks im dead. cascas e até que pensa im morto. then i crawl onto the bathroom floor and i pray then i crawl onto the bathroom floor and i pray então eu rastrear no chão do banheiro e rezo for my dear life as it opens the door,go for my dear life as it opens the door,go para minha querida vida como ela abre a porta, vá then i shiver as its ten to nine. then i shiver as its ten to nine. então eu arrepio como seu oito e cinquenta. then i wake up in my bed feelin fine. then i wake up in my bed feelin fine. então eu acordei na minha cama sentindo bem. 'cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor 'cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor "causar-lhe pees e craps sobre a casa de banho chão and it barks at me when i open the door and it barks at me when i open the door cascas e ela em mim quando eu abrir a porta and then i say bad boy and it bites my leg and then i say bad boy and it bites my leg e então eu digo mau menino e lhe morde a minha perna (then i have to get an ambulance) (then i have to get an ambulance) (então eu tenho que pegar uma ambulância) to the hospital where i bumped my head to the hospital where i bumped my head para o hospital onde i bumped minha cabeça (should i really take a second chance?) (should i really take a second chance?) (Eu realmente deveria ter uma segunda chance?) woof woof woof woof DOGATIC!!!!! woof woof woof woof DOGATIC!!!!! woof woof woof woof DOGATIC !!!!! i am really scared as i reach for the blood stained door i am really scared as i reach for the blood stained door Estou realmente com medo que eu chegar para o sangue coradas porta i look at the carpet its covered in gore i look at the carpet its covered in gore i olhar para o seu carpete coberto de sangue coagulado i am one of its slaves now i am one of its slaves now Eu sou um dos seus escravos agora will i die will i be next will i die will i be next vou morrer eu vou ser o próximo dont know why dont even know how dont know why dont even know how não sei porquê ainda não sei como why did i chose that damn dog anyway? why did i chose that damn dog anyway? Porque é que escolheu esse maldito cão afinal? because it was lonely i told it to stay. because it was lonely i told it to stay. porque estava solitário Eu disse para ele ficar. now i look in my bedroom, theres grafitti on the wall now i look in my bedroom, theres grafitti on the wall Agora eu olhar no meu quarto, theres grafitti na parede because of what that dogs done over the past 3 to 17 years because of what that dogs done over the past 3 to 17 years porque daquilo que cães feito ao longo dos últimos 3 a 17 anos i look in the mirror im covered in tears. i look in the mirror im covered in tears. Eu olho no espelho im coberto de lágrimas. its biting my leg off....i am screaming like a girl its biting my leg off....i am screaming like a girl morder sua perna fora .... estou gritando como uma menina because i am so.... because i am so.... porque eu sou assim .... 'cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor 'cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor "causar-lhe pees e craps sobre a casa de banho chão and it barks at me when i open the door and it barks at me when i open the door cascas e ela em mim quando eu abrir a porta and then i say bad boy and it bites my leg and then i say bad boy and it bites my leg e então eu digo mau menino e lhe morde a minha perna (then i have to get an ambulance) (then i have to get an ambulance) (então eu tenho que pegar uma ambulância) to the hospital where i bumped my head to the hospital where i bumped my head para o hospital onde i bumped minha cabeça (should i really take a second chance?) (should i really take a second chance?) (Eu realmente deveria ter uma segunda chance?)