I’m so happy I could die
Ii’m so happy i could die right now
Ii’m so happy since you left me
I could die because I’m so happy
just kill me now

I’m so rich I don’t need your money
I’m so rich I get paid all the time
I’m so rich since you left me, honey
Ii could marry someone who would marry me
just for my money

get your tattoos
read your funny papers
drink your coffee black
Ii’m so happy
what did you think this was:
me trying to get you back?

I’m so lucky I roll snake eyes
Ii’m so lucky the dealer lets me drink for free
Ii’m so lucky since you left me
bet you been wondering if Ii get lucky, well
Ii don’t kiss and tell

get your tattoos
read your funny papers
drink your whiskey neat
Ii’m so happy
what did you think this was:
me trying to sweep you off your feet?

Ii’m so happy
just kill me now