Here I sit on my own, watching TV all alone
It's nights like this the world chills out
Nothing bothers cuz it's all shut down

It seems to me no one appreciates all the happy things I celebrate
Like wasting time on Friday night, staying home and smoking weed

But I've got better things to do
And I've got better things to say

And if it wasn't a waste of time I'd call you a jerk tonight
And in a millions years, I know you won't be there
I hope you get the message I sent you from here

I had a job in movie theater
It was quite boring and I fell asleep there
When I got up at 4 pm on a Saturday
You gotta pardon me

The guy didn't really appreciate all the happy things I celebrate
Like wasting time on Friday night, staying home and smoking weed

But I've got better things to do
And I've got better things to say

And if it wasn't a waste of time I'd call you a jerk tonight
And in a millions years, I know you won't be there
I hope you get the message I sent you from here

Show your films, tell the crew I said hello to them
And who's gonna be your next Saturday morning slave

And if it wasn't a waste of time id call you a jerk tonight
And in a millions years, I know you won't be there
I hope you get the message I sent you from here