Come on, kiddies! Gather around!
Now, tell me, everyone,
Aren't you sick and tired of that ol' UFO ending?
That's right! be honest!
Honesty helps you grow big and strong!
Okay, you fine youngsters, let's sing the Silent Hill song!

Ready? and-a one, and-a two, and-a one, two, five, seven.

Everybody sing the Silent Hill song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

We'll start with Claudia.
You all don't have to sing!

Claudia, Claudia
Shes oh so nice, and I'm glad.
She gives us all candy and money to spend.
Just be sure you dont get her mad.

Everybody sing the Silent Hill song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

Next up is Vincent.
Here we go!

Vincent, Vincent
He's such a good boy, it's true.
He walks old ladies across the street.
But he's selfish and so willful, too.

Everybody sing the Silent Hill song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

Now on to Douglas... Douglas.

Douglas, Douglas
He's not really a true-blue P.I.
He gets up awful early and smells of the sea.
Because he sells fish on the sly.

Everybody sing the Silent Hill song
Come on, friends - lets sing along

Last but not least, Heather!

Heather, Heather
Divorced with two kids of her own.
It's so hard to raise 'em and still go to work.
A young mom who goes it alone.

Everybody sing the Silent Hill song
Come on, friends - lets sing along