So someone take her picture, (click, click)
So I don't forget her (click, click)
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)
So I could remember
(Click, click)

Yo, at a party on the hill, I popped a pill
Threw back a shot and started to chill
Ran into a pretty thing named jane bang
She said she liked the way I handled my game,
I said thanks, I like the way you handle my thang
She said thanks, now that's money in the bank
So I walked away, towards the bar,
Bumped into a hottie named holly in the hall,
Could've been a mange e toi,
But her friend never heard my music before
So I walked outside to get a little high,
When I got a little bump on my side from a fly
Blue-eyed baby with sex on the mind,
Sally's form the valley, but sally's still fine
Hopped in the ride, and started to drive
She said what's my name,
I said "I dunno, jane? "

So someone take her picture, (click, click)
So I don't forget her (click, click)
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)
So I could remember (click, click)

Yo, uh, at a party on the beach,
I was smokin like cheech,
Scopin out a hot piece of ass I'm a creep,
Getting head while the radio speaks,
Popped like the bubble in these sneaks,
Yo jennifer, it wasn't monique,
That chick got dolphins tattoed on her feet
Last week, I seen a best friend
Undressin a madison in the westend,
Exit, cut to breakfast,
Eggs benidict and a fresh pearl necklace
Legs in the air like a goddamn gymnast,
Please God, I beg for forgiveness,
Then she asked if I've been in memphis,
I said no but I'm a fan of elvis,
That's where I learned to move my pelvis,
She said what's my name,
I said "jane? "

So someone take her picture, (click, click)
So I don't forget her (click, click)
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)
So I could remember (click, click)

Yeah, yo, uh
At a party at my crib, I can't remember what I did,
Woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick,
Three days a week, call that a hat trick,
But everybody knows hockey ain't for black kids,
They call me shwayze, kinda like patrick,
Pinnin every dome in hollywood to the matress,
Sin in every city, LA to Manhattan
Grinnin like I'm guilty, but I dunno what happened

So someone take her picture, (click, click)
(They call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
So I don't forget her (click, click)
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)
(They call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)
They call me shwayze

So someone take her picture, (click, click)
So I don't forget her (click, click)
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)
So I could remember (click, click)