You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2
D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3
D-bag douche bag.

D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3
D-bag douche bag.

He takes longer then you to get ready.
He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay.
He lotions up other girls at the beach.
Romantic night for him is chucke cheese.

Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2
He let you down, let you down down.
Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2
Tell you to lose some pounds
Lose some pound-pounds

[Chorus]
He always makes you cry
So girl don't be suprised
Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby
You hope that he will change,
But he'll just stay the same
Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby
You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag.

Yeah.

He said excuse for a man
Who gets his tan from a can
And words tattoo on his hand
Cuz he's so cool
(Dude, I'm so cool)
He makes you massage his feet
His dogs, it's in the front seat
His farts are never discrete
And he will always be a tool.

I wanna love you
You know I would do anything for you
I wanna help you
But you just keep on letting him hurt you
He'll hurt you.

[Chorus]

D-bag d-d-pa-pa x3
D-bag douche bag.